There's a place for people like me.

lets go find it

ereriere:

captainkirkk:

Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

fire lord zuko: you should maybe revisit the security measures around the water ducts that the sealturtles use

northern water tribe leader: that’s not necessary, no one can survive submerged in the artic ocean for so many minutes

zuko:

zuko: remember that time the fire nation attacked you

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lumpypulloversallround:

morbidmanatee:

spikenards:

can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED

Either this is the plot to a movie I haven’t seen or Tumblr user spikenards has some very specific fears

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Originally posted by lionshahid

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theryanproject:

palaceofthedeadmemes:

anonbuddha:

theblackd4hlia:

bandtshirt:

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LMAOOOOOOOOO

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

LMAO YOU DROIPPED YOUR DICK MAN

😅😅😅

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schuylerpeck:

“Things I know to be true: A human being can go three minutes without air. The boiling temperature of water is 212 degrees Fahrenheit, and I have not yet traveled farther than these bookend oceans. I do not know what the sun feels like under a Spanish sky and I take people’s word for it when they talk about the northern lights. So much of what I know is right here: sagebrush and coyote calls and cold rivers. It’s beautiful, but my horizon always looks the same.”

— Schuyler Peck, WHAT I KNOW (via schuylerpeck)

moosers:

moosers:

moosers:

moosers:

*gets home*
*breaks knuckles* time to shit myself to sleep again bohs

wait no its cracks knuckles

wait no its cry myself to sleep

dont reblog this stop it

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wilwheaton:

therussianmajor:

dannosteve223:

fyeahegerton:

One of the lads was over at my London flat the other day, and I Instagrammed a picture of him and said, “Look at this cutie,” and a million outlets reported that I was coming out as gay. I’m not gay, but two of my mates came out when I was 15 and it was a joy to support them because, as a group, we are all secure enough in who we are. I’m certainly not going to stop calling my mates cuties and gorgeous, because they are cuties and they are gorgeous. 

I’m not someone who’s remotely perturbed by male intimacy

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Originally posted by laborpains

Literally if all straight men were like this the world would be 100% less awful

I found the polar opposite of toxic masculinity and I love it.

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one-time-i-dreamt:

I was a human-sized harpy creature who was adopted by a royal family. The queen favored me, while the king only tolerated me because the queen was so fond of me. Anyway, flash forward to when the queen died and the king and my adoptive brother were plotting to kill me. Since I was older than my brother I was heir to the throne, which the king didn’t like. So they both came up with this huge plot to lure me to my death. However, I ended up killing them instead in self defense. In the end, I was crowned king and the dream ended with me flying into the sunset, only briefly stopping to kiss the child I’d had with my childhood friend-turned-husband.